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Created on 2004-01-03 23:58:33 (#1780374), last updated 2005-06-29
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Basic Info| Name: | little miss smutcakes |
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| Birthdate: | 01-16 |
| Location: | Silver Spring, Maryland, United States |
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tripping_sin@hotpop.com Bio
self-touching is
I am a lazy genius...
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bibliotech told me so. And I am occasionally funny and/or insightful...usually when I haven't slept much.This journal is mainly just for LOTR FPS and RPS. I might make attempts at other stuff now and then, but don't hold your breath. I truly don't post much, other than fic, so unless you really like me and want to read a really random post from me every blue moon, don't bother friending me. I post all my fic in communities, so it'll always make its way around. Not that anyone is holding their breath to read my stuff. (other than Ari, and really I think she's just being nice most of the time)
Billy Boyd does weird things to me. Okay, not like in real life. But, like, in my head. Okay, that doesn't sound right either. You know what I mean. Dom is my queer boyfriend. Hey, yeah, you know what? He's queer. Getthefuckoveritalready. I don't care who he's fucking. Okay, that's a total lie. I'd give both of my *eyes* to find out who he's fucking. What I mean to say is that it's not relevant to know who he's fucking to think he's queer.
I don't believe that Billy is queer, sadly, which is a damn shame, because he and Dom could be the cutest couple on earth. But hey, sometimes things don't work out that way. I have no strong opinions on Elijah or Orli. Maybe, maybe not. But Dom? Yeah.
And one of my goals in life is to hang out with Viggo one night and get really high and look at the stars. Because I'm ambitious like that.
Feel free to browse through my memories. They're arranged in a way that I understand...sorry it's confusing and not at all organized as you'd like. I have a pretty good mix of angst, fluff, and smut. I've decided that my ideal fic is equal parts angsty, funny, sweet, and sexy. You know, in case you needed a recipe.
I'm writing my own stuff now, and providing fic ideas to others. Let me know if you want suggestions! I have a collection of half-finished stories that are up for adoption. I work full-time and am in college part-time, so I don't have as much time to write as I wish I did.
If you like any of my stories, you're welcome to go check my other journal at
rage_blackouts. It's mostly full of smut from my other fandom (a certain SoCal drama that looks like it could be cheesy but totally isn't).I'm female, bisexual, with a gorgeous girlfriend I love very much. She's officially my partner, since we had our ceremony in 2002, but partner sounds so weird. And wife is kind of inaccurate, since we can't legally be married. I really feel too young to be married, so girlfriend suits me just fine. Here's a pic of us from a few years ago:
She's the pretty one. I'm 32, but you'd never guess by looking at me. Or talking to me. I look early-to-mid-twenties, and my brain is still about 16. My hair is bright red (think Strawberry Shortcake) and I wear pigtails a lot. I'll grow up when I'm good and ready, and that's not looking to be any time soon.
I work in the IT department of the university I attend. Convenient, no? The free tuition rocks! I'll finish my B.A. in Humanities in
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au_rps, billeh, billijah, billy boyd, billy's chest hair, billy's filtrum, boy touching, brokeback mountain, cheekiness, cockzilla, convergence-verse, dom, dom and billy show, dom's ears, dom's eyeliner, dom's hands, dom's lolli, dom's thumb ring, dom's wristcuffs, dom/billy, dombillijah, dombilly, dominic monaghan, domlijah, domlijahbilleh, domlijahbilly, dorli, drunken gay pirates, elijah, elijah wood, elijah's eyes, elijah's gap, elijah's giggle, elwood, fandom chat, fanfic, fanfiction, fiction, fps, frodo, frodo baggins, frodo/sam, fucksome trio, gay boys, geoffrey shawcross, geoffrey/jamie, hetty wainthropp investigates, hobbit porn, hobbitnerds, hobbits, hobbitses, hobbitsnorli, hoyay, ian mckellen, jamie holmes, jamie/geoffrey, kilt kink, legolas, lij, lijah, lord of the rings, lotr, lotr fanfic, lotr fps, lotr rps, lotr slash, lotrips, lotrps, meriadoc brandybuck, merry, merry and pippin, merry brandybuck, merry/pippin, monaboyd, nesseh, nic stark, orlando bloom, orli, orlijah, orlilly, ot3, pandemoniumfromamerica, peregrin took, pervy hobbit fanciers, pervy hobbit fancying, pippin, pippin took, pippin's scarf, pippin/merry, porn and chocolate, ring!porn, ringasm, rps, sam/frodo, samwise gamgee, sean astin, sean/elijah, seanlijah, sexula, slash, slash fanfic, the fucksome trio, the shire, thumb rings, tig, viggo mortensen, weasel
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